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Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative
bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as,
"the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur."
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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If you analyse anything, you destroy it.
-- Arthur Miller
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Did you move a lot of KOREAN STEAK KNIVES this trip, Dingy?
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Bender: Old New York, the city that inspired a casino in Las Vegas.
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Indiana is a state dedicated to basketball. Basketball, soybeans, hogs and
basketball. Berkeley, needless to say, is not nearly as athletic. Berkeley
is dedicated to coffee, angst, potholes and coffee.
-- Carolyn Jones
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And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel,
because the bars close every time you're thirsty...
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The grave's a fine and private place,
but none, I think, do there embrace.
-- Andrew Marvell
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