Fugma de chogath

So im jerking off to this girl,right?She's like 9 or 12 or some $#!T, i dunno. Then all of a sudden some spooks from the FBI break down my ♥♥♥♥ing door and arrest me. Then-and this is the crazy part so strap in boyos-these ♥♥♥♥ing Fed spooks gather around my computer and start jerking off while I'm face-first on the ground in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ handcuffs. Then another group of FBI clowns shows up and arrest them.And then they start jerking off too. So i manage to slip out of the cuffs thanks to the lube that's still on my hands,snap off the leg of my sex doll and pull out the AR-15 that I hid inside,and start mowing the ♥♥♥♥ers down. Then I make a break for the nearest school and go on a rampage just like when I was playing DOOM the night before. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 400-kill streak,I swear to god. So moral of the story is anime can turn people into school shooters.Those politicians are absolutely 100% correct,and now you've got a first-hand account.

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I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

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