Does anyone know of a way to get my balls out of a Mason jar? I was teabagging one and fell which sent my testicles soaring at Mach speed towards the opening of the jar and now they’re stuck. I tried covering them in butter but all that did was get pubes in it. It hurts pretty bad and mom is going to be home in about 30 minutes. She caught me ♥♥♥♥ing a fish tank a few days ago and said she’d disown me if she caught me doing some weird ♥♥♥♥ like that again. I’m really in a pickle here and need your help. Thanks guys :)

Yes
I shall date thee

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

HA yeah

person below is gay

Thanks