Michael is MB
Michael
Big Rapids, Michigan, United States
Do you accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and savior?


"Freedom is the sovereign right of every American."
-- Liberty Prime

"Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have."
-- Thomas Hildern

"I don't recall the human penis ever being that large."
-- Doctor Klein

"Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.
-- Bruce Issac

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Do you accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and savior?


"Freedom is the sovereign right of every American."
-- Liberty Prime

"Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have."
-- Thomas Hildern

"I don't recall the human penis ever being that large."
-- Doctor Klein

"Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.
-- Bruce Issac

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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