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1 person found this review helpful
14.1 hrs on record
PROs:
  • You can be killed by spawnkillers who can be taken down only after they killed you and your squad ten times because you have to f*ing idea where they are.

  • You can be killed while you're lying down and behind a small cover with a bullet right in your spine, by 100+ meters away.

  • You can be killed by a bomb dropped from the sky while you are under three floors.

  • You can be killed by someone from an insane distance who is probably shooting you from the freaking Void.

  • You can be killed by a guy literally one-tapping a f*ing machine gun with a single bullet from 150 meters away, while at the same time you can empty your rifle magazine on an enemy's head, see his blood painting every f*ing wall around him, just to let him kill you with a f*ing shovel two seconds later.

  • You can lose a whole match just because your commander is lacking a properly developed brain and/or doesn't know how to click a mouse.

  • You can play the same maps dozens of times and yet a f*ing pro will find a way to properly kill you from nowhere.


CONs:
  • This game still hasn't given me PTSD so that my insurance can pay me tons of money and I can finally stop looking for a job.


P.S: thank you Steam (🤡🤡🤡) for not letting me write a f*ing review on the other account that I use everytime I play RS2 because of Family Sharing.
Posted 10 May, 2023. Last edited 10 May, 2023.
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96 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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16.3 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
One of the best survival games out there.
Play it alone, play it with friends, just play it and enjoy the brutal wilderness and whatever else is thrown at you.
You won't regret it.
Posted 3 January, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
68.8 hrs on record
Unfortunately I stopped playing PoE years ago, so take this review with a pinch of salt.
Reading some reviews, it seems the game has completely changed. What I don't think is changed tho is the fact that the game asks you to grind indefinitely in order to get better armors and weapons. Just like Diablo III, in the end, and PoE is exactly a free-to-play copy of that game. More dark and grimy maybe. And with blatant microtransactions.
Posted 3 January, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
132.0 hrs on record
Quasi bello quanto DS2, che per me - escludendo Elden Ring - rimane in assoluto il migliore fra i "Souls".
Forse l'unica pecca restano essere i problemi di connessione che a volte rompono davvero, specie quando si cerca di fare coop con gli amici.
Posted 3 January, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
21.1 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
"BROFORCE" a.k.a. "HOW THE F*** DID I DIE"
Posted 22 February, 2017. Last edited 22 February, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
28.8 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
Fun game, especially if played with friends.
There are just a bunch of maps and vehicles, but if you visit workshop and/or the fabulous WWW you'll surely find tons of content.
Posted 22 February, 2017.
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15 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
84.2 hrs on record (77.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Appena sufficiente FTP, peccato che fino a novembre 2016 il gioco fosse di gran lunga migliore. Le continue patch hanno stravolto i personaggi, nerfandoli e potenziandoli in continuazione con ogni aggiornamento.
Gli sviluppatori non ascoltano la community e dopo ogni maledetta patch c'è sempre una gran quantità di giocatori che si lamenta e intasa i forum.
Forse in futuro ritornerà ai fasti di un tempo e riprenderò a giocarci, ma per ora rimane a prendere la polvere.
Posted 5 January, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
180.5 hrs on record (124.0 hrs at review time)
Il migliore fps tattico, nonchè uno dei migliori giochi in assoluto.
Non ha requisiti esosi, la grafica è più che decente, il workshop è pieno zeppo di mod incredibili e il gameplay è oro puro.
Tattica, un pizzico di strategia, coordinamento di squadra, realismo.
Un microfono aiuta, ma non è assolutamente così fondamentale.
Consigliatissimo per chiunque cerchi un fps solido e divertente, sia da fare da soli che in multiplayer.
Posted 25 December, 2016. Last edited 27 January, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.6 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
One of the best games I've ever played.
Remember to check the mod page on the devs forum, cause this game has a very solid modders community.
Posted 16 October, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
After every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fresh install, PunkBuster keeps telling me I'm kicked because of no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason.
Can't even see the menu after every kick.
Also, I still can't play with dedicated graphics card.

Devs must be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me.
Posted 12 January, 2016.
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