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❦ 𝗠𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗮 24 aug 2020 om 22:09 
Ego sum ens omnipotens.
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Our way is peace.
-- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses",
stardate 4040.7.

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Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
- Frank Zappa
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Scully: This seat taken?
Mulder: No, but i should warn you i'm experiencing violent
impulses.
Scully: Well I'm armed so I'll take my chances.

"The X-Files: The Host"

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May all your PUSHes be POPped.
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Darth Vader:
When I left you, I was but the learner.
Now I am the master.

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Brian: I guess anything's better than looking at your smelly face!
Meg: Mom!
Lois: Now honey, your face smells fine.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Jayne: "I won't get et! You shoot me if they take me!"

(Mal aims toward Jayne in an attempt to free him)

Jayne: "Well don't shoot me FIRST!"

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