The other day I Nae-naed my libertard history teacher so hard in class. She was saying something about gun or birth control (can't really remember which one) and I just stood up and said "facts don't care about your feelings, snowflake". My entire class looked at me and I seized the moment by doing my most epicest troll face and then I said "trololololololol haha owned" and sat back down. My liberal classmates were so shocked at how epic my roast was that nobody said anything for a solid 5 minutes and just looked at me! Haha when you troll a feminise leftiste amirite.

GOOD LUCK DUCK

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My Imam came into my room to bring me a plate of halal chicken nuggets and I literally screamed 'ALLAHU AKBAR' at him and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of his hand. He started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on him. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my Imam but I’m literally in shock from the islamophobes tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is ISIS losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so haram. I want a global caliphate to believe in. I want an Ayatollah to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought they were exploding well in New York???? This is so haram.

I hate blacks. They are inferior in most aspects, however, they are physicaly superior to God's white man. During my time as a plantation owner, i enslaved hundreds of blacks. Even the skinny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couldve lifted more weight then one of our one own. To test their mental prowess, I'd say a sentence. "If I said the N-word would that make you go gorilla rage?" Each time the black would show me a picture of his swollen rock hard ♥♥♥♥. Now, being gay, this obviously made a man excited and hungry for a quick taste. I'd quickly drop to my knees to give that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the best sloppy deepthroat i could give. He'd yell "YES MASA" and bust down my windpipe. I'd always enjoy this, and he would bend down and makeout with me. If i could go back to those times, I would in a heartbeat.

Sorry to be bothering you but could you do without the profanities? This is a family-friendly subreddit. Every Monday evening me, my grandmother and my little brother browse this subreddit and whatnot. It's very awkward to encounter these bad words while sitting with my family.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of hearing about the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorilla from you people. It's not even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. That ♥♥♥♥ happened over a year ago and you are just now making memes about it? And now you want me to pull out my ♥♥♥♥? What the ♥♥♥♥ does that have to do with shooting a gorilla? It doesn't even make sense. Literally every post in my news feed is hombre the gorilla, ♥♥♥♥♥ out for hombre ♥♥♥♥ HOMBRE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GORILLA. ♥♥♥♥ HIM IN HIS MULTI COLORED ASS. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE HORILLAS AND I HATE YOU ALL TOO.