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1 person found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Metal Gear Fortress: Tactical Defense Action 2
Posted 19 January, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
122.0 hrs on record (110.1 hrs at review time)
"Hey, are you playing overwatch?"
"No, I'm playing paladins"
"What the hell is that"
"It's... overwatch i guess?"

In all honestly, they're 2 different games for 2 different types of people.

Updated Review.

I played this game back in the beta, and had a good time with it. I went out of my way to buy the founder's pack, and still greatly enjoy the game, but I do have one major complaint. I greatly dislike how they've changed their payment model.
At the point where you spend 40 dollars to support the game and unlock all the champions permenantly, the rest of the game's content should be available without additional microtransactions. This is compounded by how they've changed the cosmetic systems, along with making lootboxes harder to obtain without paying additional money, instead of just earning them in game like in similar game models.

But outside of that, this game's still pretty fun. Wish they'd bring back payload though.
Posted 14 March, 2017. Last edited 10 December, 2018.
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13 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
3.8 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Do you like quake 3 and unreal tournament 1999-2016? No? Well ♥♥♥♥ you, i do.
Posted 15 September, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
kind of like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up SNES final fantasy/mother
Posted 5 January, 2016.
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0.6 hrs on record
if they made this game longer, plenty of people would buy it.
Posted 15 December, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
311.2 hrs on record (118.0 hrs at review time)
The game is good, but storywise, is not that good
Posted 1 August, 2015.
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16.3 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
you either rape, or you are raped.

(all the legacy of kain fans complaining)
Posted 29 July, 2015.
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0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The game goes for a (not so) new thing. Instead of simply locking on to an enemy, you get the option to buy a gun, and free aim, making the game more centered on gunplay instead of ability comboing (which is still a big thing). But the game is relatively slow paced compared to the game that origionaly had this idea, shards of war. and this game is relatively unpolished, releasing with little to no characters, and having a mediocre feel. If you want something better, play shards of war, which im willing to bet you never heard of.
Posted 17 July, 2015.
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76.4 hrs on record (38.0 hrs at review time)
meh
Posted 13 July, 2015. Last edited 24 February, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
127.9 hrs on record (43.8 hrs at review time)
AAAAAANNNNNAAAAAAAALLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Posted 30 June, 2015. Last edited 8 February, 2016.
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