UselessCrow
Lachlan   Queensland, Australia
 
 
After a one night stand, the guy gets angry at the girl for using his toothbrush. The girl is puzzled by his reaction and asks him why. The guy replies "Well I was intending to use the toothbrush again".
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Baalthaazaarr 27 May, 2023 @ 6:42am 
'IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!👋
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💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable
💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦
Or never get called ️squishy️ again❌❌❌❌
If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you’re squishy️💦
5 back: you’re daddy’s kitten��💦
10+ back: Bauer💕💕💦👅👅'
goof 27 May, 2023 @ 6:41am 
TheTherepistAU 27 May, 2023 @ 6:41am 
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Baalthaazaarr 27 Dec, 2016 @ 3:52am 
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Baalthaazaarr 27 Dec, 2016 @ 3:50am 
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(> )>O I was going to give you a cookie
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Baalthaazaarr 27 Dec, 2016 @ 3:49am 
wot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8 i droped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ul ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globernaughts frum tha corna shop. im trained in street fitin & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym yer nothin 2 me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv I swer 2 christ ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabba at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a littl scren think again wanka. Im callin all me homboys rite no preparin for a proper scrap a rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it Yer a waste bruv me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper pulp with me fist wanka if I aint satisfied w/ that il borow me m8s criketpaddle & see if that gets u the ♥♥♥ out o Newcastle ya daft kunt if ye had seen this bludy ♥♥♥♥♥ mess comin ye might a kept ya gabba from runnin but it seems ya stupid lil ♥♥♥♥ innit ima ♥♥♥♥♥ fury & ul drown in it m8 ur a proper mess knob