Oi is that a butterknife ya cheeky wanker ?

Grandma: An immigrant is bracking into my house. Pls help!
British Police: Oh vey! Did you say immigrant? Thats hate speech, were gonna ♥♥♥♥ yer up.
Grandma: Oi ♥♥♥ this country. ♥♥♥♥ mass immigration

Islamist: Someone insultued Islam!
British Police: Calm down, were on our way!