'POCKET LEAK - Las Vegas Edition' © 2016 NVM All Rights Reserved

Now with roulette-style gambling.
Place you bets suckers... I mean ladies and gentlemen.
Rien ne va plus.

The game formerly known as 'Rocket League' now with
natural (and succulent) Gabe-flavoured pickpocket candy:
the Valve-invented crate system. Rejoice.

Rolling, rolling, rolling...
Hit me... hit me again... Bust.
The house wins -- big surprise.

Roulette, blackjack, come visit the Pocket Leak table
at the Valvoline® Steam Casino.
Coming soon: animal fights and inmate survival games live.
Valve HTC Vive VR Reality Games -- now also with crate drops.


Keep shutting the Valve off, and let the Steam pressure build.
Sooner or later it will blow the roof off the gambling den.
But not yet. Even while embroiled in a lawsuit,
the crooks keep building their online casinos from sea to shining sea.

Spreading the joys of gambling to kids everywhere.

Parents, rejoice. Then cancel your credit cards,
unless you want your precious angels, bamboozled by Valve
and an increasing number of developers and publishers
to max out those cards your precious ones swiped from your wallets.

Kids now turned into promising young gamblers
by Valve's microtransaction system as adopted by yet another game,

'Pocket Leak: Las Vegas Edition' © 2016 NVM All Rights Reserved

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