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marksman_ 16 jan, 2024 @ 3:23 
Don't call your mother
Don't call your priest
Don't call your doctor
Call the police
T3n pounds of flax 23 jun, 2022 @ 22:16 
You bring the razorblades,
I'll bring the speed.
Star™ 11 aug, 2021 @ 18:35 
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mom's Visa" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
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- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
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- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
Star™ 27 jun, 2020 @ 23:37 
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BlueEyesCuckDragon 13 okt, 2019 @ 22:26 
why is ur friend vin a dumb btch
Mr Bean 21 sep, 2019 @ 1:16 
+rep friendly and cute uwu