Я не промахиваюсь, а даю шанс!
Я не тяну время, а обдумываю ход!
Я не туплю, а усыпляю бдительность!
Я не малоимущий - я помогал нищим.
Я не мажу - я туда и не стрелял.
Я не сдаюсь - я экономлю силы. для настоящей битвы!
Я не оскорбляю - я помогаю. понять врагам или союзникам кто они.
Я не убегаю - я организовываю засаду.
Я не убиваю - я решаю вопрос перенаселённости.
Я не бросаю - я побежал за подмогой.
Я не жадный - я бережливый
Я не умер - я устал выигрывать и уснул.

Congrats on Global G!

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Oh my dear reader, let me tell you the story of this one Counter-Strike: Global Offensive player who has somehow managed to achieve the impossible feat of getting headshots with his Scout rifle every single time. Some might say it's his superior aim, others might say it's his magical unicorn powers, but let's be real here - it's clearly cheating.

This individual has likely stumbled upon some dark, mystical cheat engine that gives him supernatural abilities in the world of CS:GO. Perhaps he made a deal with the devil, or perhaps he's just that good at Googling "CS:GO hacks". Either way, he now possesses the power to one-shot opponents from across the map with ease, leaving their poor teammates stunned and confused.

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