I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY. HOLY DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME.

G’day Stoner! you have Garrys Mod game giftable copy in your inventory, could you please trade it for something? I sent you a friend request to discuss . ^.^

u had me dying on Gmod that one time you were trolling my friend hope ur good man

just for those whos wondering where joseph went, i havnt heard from him in awhile myself but pre 2020 i last heard from him he is going through some personal stuff. just wish him best of luck andd all!

hey man i miss playing with you

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Your profile gave me:

Acid Reflux Disease (GERD)
Acne
Allergies
Antisocial Personality Disorder
Attention Deficit Disorder (ADHD/ADD)
Altitude Sickness
Alzheimer's Disease
Andropause
Anorexia Nervosa
Arthritis
Aspergers Syndrome
Asthma
Autism
Back Pain
Bad Breath (Halitosis)
Baldness
Bedwetting
Bipolar Disorder (BD)
Bladder Cancer
Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD)
Bone Cancer
Brain Cancer
Breast Cancer
Brain Tumors
Brain Injury
Bronchitis
Burns
Bursitis
Cancer
Canker Sores (Cold Sores)
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (CTS)
Celiac Disease
Cervical Cancer
Cholesterol
Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD)
Colon Cancer
Congestive Heart Failure (CHF)
Cradle Cap
Crohn's Disease
Dandruff
Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT)
Dehydration
Depression
Diabetes
Diaper Rash
Diarrhea
Disabilities
Diverticulitis
Down Syndrome
Drug Abuse
Dysfunctional Uterine Bleeding (DUB)
Dyslexia
Ear Infections
Ear Problems
Eating Disorders
Eczema
Endometriosis
Enlarged Prostate
Epilepsy (Seizure)
Erectile Dysfunction (ED)

I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter.

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thankz bby

Nice job getting VAC banned 3 times, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.