If you're from Africa why are you white?
Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.......And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it..........And I'm sorry for repeating it now.
I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?
Well....I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense. It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell me when it's going to rain. Well....they can tell me when it's raining.
There's a 30% chance it's already raining!