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SUDDENLY YOUR'E SURROUNDED. YOU DO A FRONTFLIP ROLL AND SHOOT ONE OF THEM IN THE SCOPE OF THEIR AUG. IT RICHOCHETS OFF AND HITS ONE OF THERE TEAM MATES. 2 DOWN, 3 TO GO. YOU THROW YOUR DUEL BERRETAS UP IN THE AIR AS A DISTRACTION, AND THAT'S WHERE THE SAFARI MESH GUT KNIFE COMES IN. WHILE THE ENEMY LOOKS UP YOU DO A SPINNY WHIRLY DOO AND TAKE OUT ALL 3 OF THEM AT ONCE. YOUR TEAM WINS. YOUR FATHER IS FINALLY PROUD OF YOU. MAYBE NOW THE REAL ARMY WILL LOOK PASSED YOUR MENTAL AND PHYSICAL SHORTCOMINGS AND LET YOU ENLIST.
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE PIMP TOGETHER
WE BREAK HOES AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOGETHER
WE DIE BY THE SAME PIMP CODE TOGETHER
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. SEE how many times you get this, if you get "18" your A TRUE HOMIE