"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about fighting then you do, pal, because he invented it! And he perfected it, so that no living man can best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. Then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day foward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a Zoo! Unless it's a Farm!"