Recent reviews by Kingangus

Game softlocks you from the main questline by throwing 20 deathclaws at you. Graphics suck, and theres nothing to do besides run around a brown and yellow dustbowl getting attacked by bandits. Fallout 4 was better.

Game was the textbook definition of a chore. Monotonous is the word I'm looking for, like doing data entry while running windows Vista. I should have been paid to play this instead of the other way around.

Christ is King.

tfw you will never hold your qt 3.14 parapalegic scale-skinned crippled gator gf in your own arms.

why even live?

Those civilians deserved it.

Same exact game as last time, just with a bucket and more "self aware narrator". Don't bother unless its on sale, and even then try to speedrun the game to secure that refund.

Great game even if your the type who usually doesn't enjoy card-type-games.
My only issue is the fact that the game drops off in quality and generally becomes less interesting shortly after the "first act".
Not that this is a bad thing, the first act is likely one of the longest acts. The game is worth it just for that alone. Pick it up and try it!

Sparked the same joy I felt when first playing Half Life 2 almost 10 years ago. This could 100% be an official Half Life sequel and it should be a crime that it is absolutely free. I rate 10/10, modding isn't dead.

Some kind of sequel (prequel?) to Wrought Flesh, something to do with the Nautilus virus or sum. Miziziziz has proven once again that he can't for the life of him make a decent and satisfying story for a game. Still tho great concept and mechanics that were executed pretty well. I rate it 7 saves stuck immediately dying cuz no vaccines /10

Neat concept, but crashes a TON. Make sure to save scum as much as possible. The reward chests have save them inside for a reason.

Anyway, this game suffers from what I like to call "Developer Bellcurve". In short, the first and last areas of the game are actually worth playing, and at least decently fun. While the mid-game is MID. Unless you feel like achievement hunting, I recommend not doing any sidequests after the first boss. By doing so, you can get the most enjoyment out of the game while also speedrunning a chance to secure that refund.

On a side note, whats with all the "sex scenes" with no sex? Bro really gave his players the option to:


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I rate the game 4 broken sidequests out of 10