be me, 6 week old kitten in a pet shop

want to live a long, healthy, happy life

see some neckbeard with an anime t-shirt, a homemade Reddit badge and a fedora walk in

oh no no

he walks around, looking at us cats and kittens for a bit

he stops and picks me up and takes me to the cashier

"how much for this little kitter"

♥♥♥♥

he takes me home and I see his room, it's full of anime and Marvel memerobilia

he has a rabbit called Big Chungus and a 'Wholesome 100 heckin good doggo' called Keanu

he starts feeding me 1kg of food daily and not letting me exercise

depressed

he starts referring to me as 'a thick ass boi' and 'a heckin chonker'.

have multiple health problems, struggling to live

he starts taking pictures of me and talking about r/chonkers

he gets thousands of upvotes and numerous awards from my suffering

I just wanted a happy life :(

mfw I die of health complications at 2 years old

Top 10 Uses of the N-Word in History
10. Paris Hilton - February 2, 2007

9. Charlie Sheen - June 19, 2008

8. Gwyneth Paltrow - June 1, 2012

7. Madonna - January 17, 2014

6. John Mayer - February 10, 2010

5. Lindsay Lohan - March 11, 2015

4. Justin Bieber - June 1, 2014

3. Martin Luther King Jr. - August 28, 1963

2. Pewdiepie - September 10, 2017

1. You - May 7th, 2019

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