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21 of 29 (72%) achievements earned:
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Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 11:16am

Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2020 @ 8:13pm

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 11:16am

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 3:46am

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 3:51am

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2020 @ 7:22am

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2020 @ 2:22am

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 5:55pm

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2020 @ 10:23am

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2018 @ 4:43am

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 12:52pm

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 1:42am

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2020 @ 5:02am

We All Need A Friend Like You

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2020 @ 10:42pm

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2020 @ 8:34pm

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 10:59am

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2020 @ 11:37pm

The Things We Do

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2018 @ 6:21am

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2020 @ 2:41am

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2018 @ 8:23am

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2020 @ 6:53am



New Vocation

An Apple A Day

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Fisticuffs

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.

Guinea Pig