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It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' Lunchables, ♥♥♥♥♥
5 dollars a pack
We gon' make that ass clap
With this healthy snack
Stack up the cheese
Ham with the turkey
Gimme that Capri-Sun, ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm thirsty
♥♥♥♥ sharin', I'mma eat the whole thing
Good for my health cause it's made with whole grai

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii ♥♥♥♥. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored live and rubbed it all over is head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate!

I sexually identify as a Pawn Star. Ever since I never knew what was gonna come through that door, I dreamed of working with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. People say to me that a person being a Pawn Star is impossible and that I'm not an expert, but I don't care, I'm Rick Harrison. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a story, a price and 21 years of learning onto my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Rick Harrison" and respect my right to call up a buddy of mine and give you my best offer. If you can't accept me you're a Hossiphobe and need to check your pawn privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Listen kid. I don't know if you're trolling right now, or if you actually believe any of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're saying. I am a top-class meme master and have been working at the meme forge as early as 2005, before your prepubescent eyes even had the pleasure to bask in the glorious light of a true meme. I have created true dankness at the tip of my fingers, have controlled and shifted entire trends on the world wide web with as little as a button press. Remember the Unflattering Beyonce Meme on 9Gag? That was me. I took that picture, and posted it to 9gag, reddit, 4chan, funnyjunk, memebase, digg, imgflip and sites you wouldn't even have heard of. You have no right to call me a pleb, you belligerent scrub. I am much more than just a basement dweller, nerd or whatever role you want to put me into. I am a highly experienced trend setter and an elite in my field. You can't even comprehend what I am, yet alone reach me. So don't tell me to stay put, because I won't. You are nothing to me.