Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. You shouldn't loan them out to strangers.

Do not mettle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

I went outside once. The graphics weren't that great.

What's said on headset stays on headset.

You read my profile. That's enough social interaction for one day.

How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.