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ambatukum

add me back we played a game together I was the wraith in fight night tbagging

My girlfriend has chosen a nickname, out of nowhere, for my penis. She has chosen, for some god forsaken reason, to call it 'princess little piddles'. I have no idea where she got this name but it's not the most manly nickname, and honestly, I don't even have a nickname for it so why should she?? Every time she calls it by her nickname, I feel ashamed!

Am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for making her stop calling it that? Or should I just let her keep it up? I'm afraid this waking nightmare may never end.

UPDATE: I spoke with my girlfriend regarding this nickname fiasco. She informed me that it was not the princess that was little, it was the piddles that were little. That didn't make me feel much better tho.

I offered another nickname, per another user, "princess big and long piddles" but she said that was a mouthful. We compromised on allowing me to pick a nickname for her penis. Thanks everyone.

mind control

Please report this individual, he stole my virginity.

he is a bot account

dead account lel

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I'm sorry :> <3 Jimmy

Sex is sensation driven by temptation when a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase the population and add on to their generation, do you understand my explanation or do you want a demonstration

lets be friends guy

sup ♥♥♥♥

Best Weeaboo

Weeaboo

You deserve pneumonia for leaving my Steam group

♥♥♥♥ ur anime u ♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboo

I eat big bananas will making eye contact

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ , ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

dis ♥♥♥♥♥ stole my pic

Who on Earth are you O.o ???

tha ♥♥♥ you say about you weeb i will have you know that anime like bleach ,naruto ben10 are disguisting get away for me or DIE by my 2handed sword ( btw it much better then the weak katana)

i will be you're waifu

........ xD

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Oh damn

damn right now go back sucking ur rotten cheese that's been under ur ass the whole time while ur playing CS:GO or fapping to animal porn

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CHECK UR MATCH HISTORY U RETARDED ASS CHIMPMUNK THAT FORNICATED WITH A ZEBRA WHILE A GOAT WAS FIMLING IT ( animal porn )

You bottom frag every single game you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dweeb.

Yet I carry ur skinny ass and please shave it its also harry as F*ck

I need you bb
And for your information you suck at CS GO

Fine do u want to talk about why ur trying to kill me after I dumped u OVER 9000, I already have hawt waifus and a bae ( your none of them )

shut up dont talk about it

Don't worry we do it together as a TEAM

Jimmy you suck ♥♥♥♥

Nom

Love u too babe ♥

repotted

nerd

Impersonating another user

*gives cookie*~ :3

Yosino♡

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Happy Bday Jimmy!

Yes because the game wouldn't let me play, I was in the login screen for a while trying to get in.

says you have 2.5 hours played T_T

Idk I never played it.