Does your mom know you playing with a sex offender?

now that's edgy: me to my casket

My Setup
Cpu: intel:4004
Gpu:nvidia gt210
Hdd:seagate 1" 60gb
Ram: 1mb ddr0
Monitor: my neighbours kid borrows me his lightning mcqueen speedy tv sometimes
Keyboard: Carol from accountings chatterbox i smuggled out in my prison wallet
Mouse: extended cord tampon
Seat: Hitachi Magic Wand
Speakers:Motorola RAZR earphones
Mouspad:slightly used maxipad
Fan: of dabbing
case: this medical waste cooler box that came with a neat feetus
Fidgetspinner:revolution pro 12 gold plastic edition
Noose: my hopes and dreams
Beyblade:Hades Kerbecs
Anime Show: Boku no Pico
Furry porn site: Barely Beagle
vape: jik voopoo drag max
router: pfizer 5G
longest sheeesh: 22 seconds (world rekord holder)
car : have too many chromosomes to qualify
sus?: only when I get pegged