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102 of 127 (80%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 11:54am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 5:57am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 11:34am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 2:40pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 1:48pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 11:27am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 11:35am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 1:31pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2014 @ 9:45am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 9:57am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2014 @ 12:31pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2014 @ 5:35am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 5:22pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 2:43pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2014 @ 7:19am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 1:49pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 4:53am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2014 @ 2:41pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 10:02am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2014 @ 9:48am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2014 @ 11:56am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 4:47am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 1:52pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 11:16am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 4:17pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2015 @ 3:16pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 8:16pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 6:13am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 5:39am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 4:11pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2017 @ 5:06pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2017 @ 5:07pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 9:55am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 7:34am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 7:11am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 7:02am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 5:18am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 9:58am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2017 @ 5:08pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 4:04pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 5:10am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 8:10pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 9:13am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 2:14pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2014 @ 5:35am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 6:56am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 8:28pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 3:34pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 9:30am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 12:14pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 2:35pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 11:09am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 4:18pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 3:43pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 6:13am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 6:30am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 9:24am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 11:48am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 6:27am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 11:28am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 11:51am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 11:20am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 3:03pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 11:57am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 12:01pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 3:53pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 12:02pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 11:28am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 6:05am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 9:47am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2018 @ 3:42pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2018 @ 8:04am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2020 @ 3:11pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 11:55am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2018 @ 7:28am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 10:39pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 3:26pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 2:52pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 10:10am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 9:43pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 3:21pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 9:59pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 9:53pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 2:23pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 11:00pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 1:54pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 10:54pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 10:12pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 11:08pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 10:16pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 10:25pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 10:20pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2018 @ 9:58am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2018 @ 5:38am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 5:36pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 6:02pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2018 @ 8:15pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 7:52am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2018 @ 8:46am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2018 @ 8:10pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 3:28pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 5:52pm



Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

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Visit the badehaus.