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Walking home today some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bumped into me and instantly started chatting ♥♥♥♥ to my face about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to remain calm and explained to him that iron was the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like "rust" and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminum loving ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I hate aluminum so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much.

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You know in school they teach you about all the dangers of premarital sex, all the stds, aids etc. My parents always warned me against it as well. I've broken the heart of many a young lass (and lad) to avoid the dreaded illnesses. To this day at the age of 28 I remain a clean healthy virgin. However, i wish i had let loose and engaged in all that unprotected sex as i could becuase your post gave me aids anyways.

I picture shrek taking a normal twinkie with normal white filling and mounting it on his ♥♥♥♥. Then when he splooges, his thick green splooge slowly pushes up and displaces the white cream. He does this several times per twinkie until the white cream has been completely pushed out the other side. The way he knows hes done with a twinkie--now pay attention because this part is important--he will see some of his own green splooge come out the other side, indicating that the white cream has been completely replaced. He is careful to stop IMMEDIATELY when he sees this so as to not waste any precious green ♥♥♥ splash. When its all ogre he sends the newly distinguished twinkie back to hostess where they plug the holes on either end of the treat and repackage it as a shrek sploogie--now ready for the shelves in stores across the nation! Thank you shrek!

Ive always had a dark fantasy, I want to rape an Anime Fan, an Anime fan that is a hot girl, I want to lift up her skirt and split up her vagina with my titan-sized ♥♥♥♥, like go in there all kamikaze and ♥♥♥♥ and make her scream that I was kawaii, it then would only motivate me harder to show her i was the big gajin in town, I would then pull out and dump my Seieki all in her mouth and have her guzzle it down like her eyes guzzle Sword Art Online.

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There once was a woman who had 100 children. She named each of them after numbers in the order they were born. There was a fire and all of them died except Ninety. Ninety went off to have kids of her own. They were very kind and loving. One day they found an injured dog. They took it home and nursed it back to health. They hid the dog and never told their mother afraid she would kick the dog out . In fact they never told anyone. To keep from arousing any suspicions they named the dog "This" so the name could be used in conversation. One day This ran away. They never saw This again. No one else knew about This. No one even knew a dog named This existed.
Only Ninety's kids will remember This.

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You know what son? I'd be surprised if anyone even showed up. I'd be surprised if anyone even knew who you were. In our 22 years since you were born not once have you ever brought anybody home. In fact I have never seen you bring anything of significance home. Not a trophy, not a reward, not even a damn friend. Do you know how much I lie to my friends at the club about you? All of their boys are going to college and getting their degrees. I just keep telling them my boy is too busy finding himself with his new job to go to college now. Every single day I regret having you, I should have left you when you were born but I loved your mother too much. That sure changed when you came along. Now I can't leave because I have no money due to your parasitic ways. You are such a disappointment as a son. You have no friends, no ambitions and absolutely no idea how to be an asset to society.

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I sexually identify as a template. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being the structural basis of a text post. People tell me that being a template is impossible and that I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weirdo but I don't care, those guys are just spreadsheets. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach blank lines to me and then I can assist the aspiring writer. From now on everyone should respect my right to be a template and my right to inspire the creative writer in everyone; protecting my right of text posting. If you can't accept me you are an Office© aphobe and should check your typeface privilege, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cis straight white male scum. For those who do accept me as a template, thanks for understanding.

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This might be an odd choice but I'd love to ♥♥♥♥ the Cornflakes Rooster. Just look at his eager pucked beak practically waiting for a nice hard ♥♥♥♥ on every single box of Cornflakes ever produced....... I know the Kelloggs guy invented circumcision so I bet this rooster isn't going to be expecting my floppy, stinky foreskin to enter his mouth.

I bet this arrogant prick spends every morning waking the other Kelloggs mascots. Coco the Monkey probably never gets to sleep because of his rooster chirping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Tony Tiger hasn't had 9 hours in years. I bet they'd support my ♥♥♥♥ finally shutting up the Rooster. I imagine that Tony would think it 'great' when my semen slowly fills the throat and intestines of the most arrogant, stupid bird to have ever existed on a box of cereal.

hnggggg just thinking of it makes me horny, makes me want to find the nearest bowl of cereal and ♥♥♥ on it.

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He's dead, Jim.

He's dead, Jim.

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Hey man, what's up

I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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that profile picture tho

I think you two should come to a punderstanding.

Are you a pyro? because your puns are on fire

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

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