Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* With a calendar, your days are numbered.
ㅤ* Conference, n. The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
ㅤ* They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!