I am the Grunk
Santa Lunk who?
I live in steam comments
A gift for you 由

I'm Mr Fun Christmas, I'm Mr Hero.
I'm Mr Year Poster; I'm Mr Gift Bestow.
Friends call me Lunk miser, whatever I touch, turns to gifts in my clutch.
I'm too much. 由

O God, who has glorified blessed NichoLunk, Thine illustrious Gift Giver and Hero, by means of countless gifts and wonders, and who dost not cease yearly so to remember him; grant, we beseech Thee, that we may be delivered gifts from his kindness and grace. 由

What a year it's been. But despite everything, you come home to see Santa Lunk has left you a present by an inviting fire 由

Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was
nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen
that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me -- we
should be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.

I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh, 433. These are the closing days of the third era, and the final hours of my life.