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📀 🕺 ⛳ 👃 🐟 🌋 📘 💛 🐠 🔋 👔 🥒 🎁 🏀 👽 ⚡
Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat.
FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14
Tired of finding that other people are helping themselves to your good
liquor at BYOB parties? Take along a candle, which you insert and
light after you've opened the bottle. No one ever expects anything
drinkable to be in a bottle which has a candle stuck in its neck.
🎽 🌸 💎 🌳 👳 💃 📗 🚘 💗 😺 📘 🎄 👑 📕 🍖 🐝