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569.6 hrs on record (527.8 hrs at review time)
MW3 beta is awful, game prioritizes stupid cosmetic bundles instead of fixing game-breaking bugs, and on top of that - they lock "premium" battle pass unlocks behind an additional $30 paywall

This game franchise is the definition of anti-consumer
Posted 14 October, 2023.
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32.2 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
may have only played like 34.129 mins so far but already lost 7 of my closest friends

mission failed, we'll get em next toiiime boys/10

fr tho it's a lot of fun
Posted 6 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.2 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A challenging, yet rewarding game that captures the brutality and the grand scale of the battles that took place on the Eastern front during WW1. Nothing quite like being held up in a church with a bunch of screaming Russians fighting the onslaught of Germans attempting to capture it from us. Also, prepare to die from artillery A LOT, as that is pretty much the primary cause of death in the game. Overall, it is a huge improvement from Verdun, and the new Sector Control mode paired with 64 player servers really makes the game feel massive. Would definitely recommend if you're a fan of Verdun or games along the lines of Red Orchestra!
PS: in private servers, you can add up to 512 AI bots! Talk about massive battles
Posted 26 November, 2017.
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927.7 hrs on record (599.4 hrs at review time)
Game only continues to get worse with subsquent updates. Everything is locked behind a paywall, the damage models are ridiculous, Streamers are favored over regular players, etc. I'm ashamed to say this is my most played game on Steam - time to switch back to playing Warband or finding a productive hobby like investing in Kitten Mittens or some s***
Posted 25 June, 2017. Last edited 29 September, 2018.
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18.4 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
A Vietnam war game that actually takes place in a historically accurate Vietnam war setting; whaaaaaaaaaat? That's unheard of nowadays. Finally, I can play as the USMC/US Army and fight the NVA/Vietcong. Note how I didn't say RUSSIANS. That's right folks, no bad guy Russians to be found heyuuump
19.4/10: no Russians allowed past this point.
Posted 30 May, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
32 people found this review funny
2.5 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Chuck Norris Simulator
*Roundhouse kick/10
-Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats Unicorns
-When Chuck Norris steps on a Lego, the Lego cries
-Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the $h!t out of it
-Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck can swim on land
-Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
That's about all I got. The game is amazing tho definitely would recommend
Posted 12 April, 2017. Last edited 13 April, 2017.
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51 people found this review helpful
34 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
This is some booty a$$ trail mix right here
-14.6/10 would get cancer again
Posted 29 May, 2016.
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4 people found this review funny
12.3 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Donald Trump Simulator

11/10 would p*ss on people again
Posted 23 May, 2016. Last edited 23 May, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
3.7 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
"In the 1940s, Hitler was a kung-fu champion. He was so good at kung-fu, that he decided to change his name to 'Kung Führer'. But he didn't stop there. He knew the Kung Fury prophecy, and wanted to claim the throne, so he and his posse of Nazi soldiers conducted experiments for years. They were never able to figure how to master the art of Kung Fury. Then one day, he disappeared from the face of the Earth. And no one has seen him ever since, until now. I guess if he figured he can find the Chosen One and kill him, He will become Kung Fury himself. He must have traveled in time in order to get here, which is probably why he disappeared in the first place." - Kung Fury

That alone should be enough reason for you to buy this game.

Plus there's the full movie on Youtube and Netflix. Watch it.
Posted 18 May, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
While the idea of the game is awesome, the delivery is lacking. The devs haven't released an update in over 10 months, and the last few updates they released ruined the game for me. I've had this game since it first launched, and when it initially released I sort of enjoyed it. Sure, there were a lot of issues with it, but overall it was pretty fun. I personally liked the old version better, when the zombies weren't as big as buildings and the gameplay was more fluid. As of right now, I'd say pass or at least wait until the devs release an update that shows they still have interest in this game. There are better games out there on the market (i.e. Plague Inc) that deliver the sort of "Play as the Plague" kind of thing in a much more effective manner
Posted 18 May, 2016.
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