Penises are so cute omg (//•/w/• /)/ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you (/w) or when they perk up and look at you like “ owo nya? :3c” hehe~penis-kun is happy to see me!! ( ^ ワ ^ ) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but they're rlly shy so u have to work hard!!! (@•´⹋´•@) but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and they're blushing and all like “uwaaa~!” (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟhehehe penis-kun is so adorable o͡͡͡╮⁞ ^ ▃ ^ ⁞╭o͡͡͡

pee everyday

I am your white knight m'lady *tips fedora and unsheathes katana* my blade is for you m'lady

Wow you're such a charmer, we should like tottally do that sometime, you can be my white knight.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn't flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

ha ha ha i like you