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my mom just said I'm grounded and I'm MAD
Ok so I was smoking the marijuana (if you know what I mean) when my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ mom came in and started yelling at me for smoking!!! Naturally I started throwing my piss bottles at her and managed to get some piss in her eyes. I was pretty excited so I gave her the finger. Little did she know that I just used that finger to FINGER my GIRLFRIEND (yeah that's right she's a GIRL). Anyway, apparently that wasn't "acceptable in this household" (god when can I move out already) and she decided to ground me for a whole day! WTF! So basically my life sucks and this is the WORST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE! Now I know what it feels like to be depressed

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