You look like a cut of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meat.

🤔 can 🔪 we 🦋 pretend 🙏 that ✈ airplanes 🤷‍♀️ in 🤒 the 🌃 night 💀 sky 😲 are ⚡ like 🌠 shooting' 🤩 stars 🥶 i 😅 could 😥 really 🦄 use 🏹 a 🦉 wish 🎀 right 🙊 now, 🤭 wish 😨 right 😳 now, 😔 wish 😱 right 👇now 😏now 😲

Don't👏 pretend👏 to 👏be 👏entitled👏 to👏 financial👏 compensation👏 if 👏you 👏or👏 a👏 loved 👏one 👏hasn't👏 even 👏been 👏diagnosed👏 with 👏mesothelioma

I think my child might be br*tish. Where did I go wrong in all of this??? What steps can I take to save him?
I noticed it back in July when he seemed grumpy for our fourth of july picnic. Since then, he's been steadily getting a south L*ndon accent, drinking tea, and watching soccer. The other day I heard him call one of his friends "bruv" on the phone (which he now calls the MOBILE for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake!)

WHAT DO I DO???

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You fool. You absolute bafoon. You think you can challenge me in my own realm? You think you can rebel against my authority? How dare you come into my house and upturn the dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? You thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours I will take this laminate wood floors and destroy you. I didn’t want a war. But I didn’t start it.