Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading
sex manuals without the software.
- Arthur C Clarke
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Life is full of surprises but never when you need one.
-- Calvin
🤥
Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator
of sociopathic tendencies.
-- Zoso
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He who hates vices hates mankind.
😩
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
-- Pink Floyd
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Where is John Carson now that we need him?
-- RLG
🙂
Most people's favorite way to end a game is by winning.
😘
Verence would rather cut his own leg off than put a witch in prison, since
it'd save trouble in the long run and probably be less painful.
(Lords and Ladies)
😙
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to
get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman
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I love you, but as a friend
And i am not gay

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