- Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
- Four Ruffians break into my house.
- "What the devil?!" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
- Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
- Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because its smooth-bore and nails the neighbor's dog.
- I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, loaded with grape shot.
- "TALLY HO LADS!" the grape shot shreds the two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
- Fix bayonet and charge the last, terrified rapscallion.
- Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
- 10/10 just as the founding fathers intended.