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After spending 2 guys with this game crashing and not loading my save saying it was corrupt, I finally got in. But on the third training mission, I had to fight players 10x my level.

Terrible. I'm a level 2, having to fight people 17+ level above me. Not fun. Refunded.

I'll probably end up changing this review later, but for now, it's getting a negative.

Here's why:
*Wind seems to just be a suggestion. Sometimes it does exactly what it says it's going to, but a good 55% of the time, you account for the wind, and it doesn't move your ball the way it says it's blowing. IE. Left 7 mph, you move slightly to the right, and the ball never floats back off the drive, leading you into the rough. Very annoying to never know when the wind will actually take effect.
*This game will straight up CHEAT to make sure you don't get birdies. For instance, my last game. 4 feet from hole, aim slightly to the left, and the ball GOES TO THE RIGHT! It didn't go anywhere near where I aimed, and nearly went farther than what I started at.
*Greens are MUCH too rolly. This is gonna sound weird. But far too often, does the ball actually pick UP speed on very gentle sloops, making your ball roll MUCH farther than what it should have. Now when I'm hitting the green, I have to put in backspin about 80% of my shots, or I roll out the other side.

I really want to enjoy this game. It plays much like the old Tiger Woods from back in the day.
Maybe as I get better at the game, I can manage better the negs from above. But right now I find this game very frustrating. SO much so I nearly tossed my brand new controller tonight.

Love the idea of this and was excited to get this DLC.

After a few hours of it, the excitedness wore off and turned into frustration.

This dog is the most annoying hunting dog ever. I'd NEVER take this out out hunting.

The Good:
*Helps find those pesky back n forth blood trails that seem to run in circles.
*Um...hold on. Loading more Pros

The Bad:
*Constantly runs into you shoving you around the map
*Constantly blocks your shots
*Tries to kill you by shoving you off hilltops
*Runs in front of your ATM stopping you and causing damage
*Cause my ATV to glitch and yeeted me off a mountain
*It's blood tracking skills are really not that good. It rarely finds kills that you have not already spotted yourself.
*It's face looks as if it was an upload from the game "Doom"


I really like the addition to the game, but man does it really need some rework.

Big fan of the series, but this one is too much.
I feel like this game got different writers.
I've stuck with the same friend through these series of games. We've had hiccups, but always figured things out. But that stopped here.

Most of the puzzles, you could figure out once one side described the other side. But there are a few, that you could talk till you're blue in the face and never figure it out.

In the first 2 games, we never had to look up a walk through. But were forced in this one. I don't want to spoil any puzzles here, but one in particular was bad. Imagine trying to play a game of battleship, but never having played before, and your only rules, are some arrows on the ground, and your ammo is the elements of the earth. Good luck!

Another level, was bugged out. None of the intractables loaded on his side. No pictures. No candles. No clock or anything but the room itself. It caused us huge grief with each yelling at the other, till I looked it up(which caused me to yell at him even more for not doing what I asked) till he showed me his screen, and I realized everything in my room, was missing from his.

I'm sorry, but so far it's the worst game in the series. Besides the bug, it could easily be saved by adding a hint or 2 more.

Also, the lever where all the names are like 15 letters long...and you have to decode everything. No thanks. That's not fun at all.

Quite possibly the worst game ever made.
You'll get killed by NPC long before you even see another player.

Don't bother buying this game for Co-op
It's not really co-op. It's you and a single friend, Vs AI that straight out cheats to win.

Updated review: Multiplayer is fixed it seems. Had no issues now playing with a friend.
Now the issue is the game itself. Physics are just bad. Tires feel like they are overinflated. The suspension doesn't travel and cushion like it should. All the tracks feel the same slimy feel to them. Like you are trying to drive on a slip n slide. Also whatever you do, don't bump into a NPC truck, or you'll get tossed like a ragdoll.



Original review below:
Mostly got this for multiplayer. Come to find out that it doesn't even work. The host can host, but anyone that joins, DC's before the match can start.

I was so excited to get this game finally as it went on sale. I bought the first one from the early 2000 for my game cube and it was quickly one of my favorite games I owned.

Sadly, this one is NOTHING like that other game.

First thing, the cars handle like butts. The rear end kicks out constantly for no reason. Bounce, and donkey kick.
2. The navigators are useless. They give poor directions, and are not much help is giving you where to go it.
3. Multiplayer seems to have no damage, and just turns into a destruction derby.
4. Waypoints do not update properly and even when you do manage to find yourself going the correct direction, they will not update, causing you to either A, keep going the wrong way, or B. disqualify you for the race.

Do not recommend at all. This pains me, as I had fond memories of the old one. I hope they learn and make a much better game next time.

Game looked so promising and fun. What a let down this turned out to be. Got this game because I looked like it would be a fun co-op game. A mix of FPS and RTS. It's a great idea really. But that's where the fun ends.

First, the tutorial is already a minus point. At one point, the game tells you to Lift off(the ship) so it can fly around. But at no time does it tell you what button this is. I literally hit every single button on my keyboard and nothing happened. It was only my on second time playing it, that I got lucky and a helpful loading screen showed me where the button was...which, wasn't a button at all. But a clickable action ON THE SCREEN. Thanks tutorial for making that clear...

So I finally complete the tutorial and get to play with friends in Co Op. I host, and invite friends. As the host, I start out building the base. Ok cool. I can do this. Start building the basic buildings. Done. Now time to place more advanced. *YOU NEED TO BE LEVEL 2 TO PLACE THIS* Level 2, How do I get that? My friend, oh, I'm a lvl 7, Cool. I'll jump into FPS and you take over building. I start fighting and he's all, um. I don't see how to take over building. I'm all, just hit "Tab". Nothing. I'm all, it;s ok, I'm a lvl 3 now, I'll do it. I get back to building and run out of money. He has over 50k. So we try to switch again. Still not working for him. Friend #2 comes online and wants to play so we start over and try again. Exact same issue with him.

Here's what we learned. Whomever hosts, is the games ♥♥♥♥♥ boy. ALL you get to do, is build the base and units. But better work for money fast cause it gets split 3 ways. But the other 3 ways can't even use it. Basically, the host gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥, the other 2 can't help and only get to play in FPS and have TONS of fun, while you struggle with buildings, units, money, and somehow trying to level up SO YOU CAN KEEP UPGRADING THE BASE!

What a steaming pile of crap this game is. Not one aspect of it was fun as the host. Your 2 friends get to have fun, up until they get outnumbered and your avatar sucks and get killed in 3 seconds because you never get the time to upgrade it and your base is a pile of crap because you also want to have some fun.

Don't waste your time. Even as a free game, the space it takes up on your HD isn't worth the value.

This game is NOT new player friendly. At ALL. You will lose, over and over and over. Till you lose enough times you get enough points to finally get some perks that are useful.
Took me 7 hours to get one win.

Even with all this, the game really isn't that fun. It's new, and that's why I'm playing it. But there isn't a whole lot to keep me here for for long.

I find most of the maps boring and unoriginal. There isn't a lot lot of hiding to be done. Killer gets a flashlight, and thus can see you better than you can see. Most players of this game just call it.

Die and Die.

I don't want to say to not buy this game, as I want more players playing. But at the same time. game needs some serious work to be enjoyable.

EDIT: The number of players playing each day gets lower and lower as the days go by. I went ahead and ask to be refunded. This game should not have been released in this format. Another great idea killed by it's own hand.