Melvin™
Ben Dover   Hiroshima, Japan
 
 
I live with my 10 Hypnosis Mic and KonoSuba waifu body-pillows and they stand on their own now after making copious amounts of sweet passionate love to them.
PC Master Race (my wife's boyfriend took the Xbox)
Pffftttt Laptop peasants. I carry my desktop, 3 monitors, headset, mic, keyboard, mouse, and my desk with me everywhere I go. Never will I stoop to the level of you weaker pc gamers. PC gaming is only for the strongest, and most determined of people, which is why I have every game in my steam library on a SEPARATE flash drive. I also disassemble my pc when taking it somewhere so i can relive the joy of building my own pc. SOMETHING YOU FILTHY CONSOLE AND LAPTOP PEASANTS WILL NEVER KNOW. So go ahead and get a gaming laptop. I will just laugh from behind my 3 4k monitors in the McDonalds dining room.
Favorite Game
AssortedMeats 15 Aug @ 7:51pm 
+rep great at frying eggs
Crimmi 19 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32pm 
-rep Clearly doesn't own an air fryer
Splash Money 23 Oct, 2023 @ 6:29pm 
>rep My ♥♥♥♥ still doesn't work.
Crimmi 24 Feb, 2023 @ 9:27pm 
+rep: Still a clown.
Splash Money 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am 
=rep My ♥♥♥♥ doesn't work.
Crimmi 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm 
+rep: I took the Xbox.