Here is the script for the Smurfs Chef Boyardee pasta TV commerical:

[Gargamel laughs and heads off to his castle carrying a big sack over his shoulder. Azrael the cat is with him.]

Greedy Smurf: "Papa Smurf! Gargamel's stolen all of our food and I'm so hungry I could eat a house!"

Papa Smurf: "I'll make something smurfalicous!"

[Papa uses his magic to create four large containers of pasta.]

Smurfette: "What smurfy magic! Look! New Smurf pasta from Chef Boyardee!"

Papa Smurf: "It's smurfy good for you!"

Greedy Smurf: "There's even Papa Smurf's Special Sauce!"

Smurfette: "Wow! Smurfy shapes too!"

Gargamel: "Oooh! Rats! Outsmurfed again!"

All of The Smurfs: [singing] "Thank Goodness for Chef Boyardee!"

Papa Smurf: "It's smurfy good!"

Gargamel
Gargamel steals the Smurf's food!

Greedy
Greedy breaks the bad news to the Smurfs...

Papa
Papa Smurf has the answer to their food quandary!

Papa
Papa Smurf saves the day with a magic spell!

Smurfette
Smurfette is impressed!

Pasta
Pasta for everysmurf!