this is the story jobob the carpenter. he lived in a house on the sea, facing the east. he like the sea, it was a mystery to he. one day he was in his workshop making his wooden contraceptives when he slipped and cut off his Johnson. staring at the carnage job ob decided that the impossible (making a new winkie) was possible, he had technology. he grabbed his tools, still loosing blood from his dismembered member, and began to construct a gargantuan trouser snake with some beautiful redwood he had just procured to build a fabulous armoire. the armoire was no longer important, seeing as his willy was now detached. this new shaft was mighty, durable, and pleasing to the eye. with masterful woodsman ship jobobs new wood became a spectacle of his seaside town, bringing tourists from all over the world to behold his glorious junk. tickets were priced at $5.34, and a season viewing pass was only $34.95. jobob is now a rich man thanks to his masterful woodworking. +rep gave me gay porn

　 　　　
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