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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 9:18am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 9:29am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 9:32am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2018 @ 5:43am

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 7:03am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 7:09am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2018 @ 6:34am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2018 @ 9:11am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 7:55am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 7:55am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 8:23am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 9:47am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 10:24am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 11:10am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 10:40am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 11:24am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 11:01am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 10:02am

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2018 @ 6:04am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 8:11am

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 8:59am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 8:30am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05am

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 9:07am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 10:38am

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 12:18pm



Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.