Recent reviews by firetruckboy

It's probably a good game but I nut so fast that I can never make it past the title screen.

1,400 hours of blissful memories...

I can nut five times and clean the skeet out of my cat's fur before connecting to a server.

Are you looking for a reason to staple your scrotum to the blades of a helicopter and let the pilot kick it into high gear? Then GASP is perfect for you! Are you feeling down? GASP will suggest some GREAT ideas that will brighten your day! It might show you how to successfully step on a cats head while wearing high heels, it might show you how to wedge toothpicks into your gums and jump off of a bridge head first. It will even tie the noose for your completely un-related suicide, in fact it'll even write the note to your family! GASP opens doors to endless thoughts of suicide and genocide. Enjoy!