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ㅤ* Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
ㅤ* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
ㅤ* It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!