An obituary in memory of Rdietz:

Rdietz retired from living at the age of old, surrounded by family and natural causes.
A librarian from birth, Rdietz was an avid collector of dust. He had a sweet heart and married his high school. He loved having hobbies and helping his sons to be disadvantaged youths. He had no horses but thought he did.
The church gave him a choir because he sang like bird and looked like bird and Rdietz was a bird. He owed us so many poems.

The funeral will be held in 1977 at hell. In lieu of flowers, send Rdietz more life

Sugar Daddy

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The lore explanation for that was surprisingly intricate.

With the luxury of this unnatural lifespan, Trazyn could afford to wait millenia to discover a certain brother-captain of the Imperial Fists whose body was sorely cravin' for some xenos misbehavin'. Expertly disguising himself as an Eldar prostitute using whale bone and a set of elf ears from a 21st century halloween costume, Trazyn seduced the hapless Marine.

After enduring a great deal of physical trauma they aren't called Imperial Fists for nothing , Trazyn waddled away with his prize: a single condom full of Astartes battle-brother batter. Unfortunately, this gambit failed, as (anticipating such a move) Imperial tactical genius Ursarkar Creed had secretly infiltrated a Baneblade into the Space Marine's condom.

Soundly beaten, Trazyn was forced to instead buy the gene-seed from Ork freebooters in exchange for a handful of teef.

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