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You know these have really been going down hill recently, I feel ike I've lost that special touch I used to, you know the one. The special touch your Uncle used to have when you were 5 he said it was fine but deep down you know everything wasn't ok.... This got dark quickly, quicker than the time it takes me to ♥♥♥, so about how long it takes to read those few sentence. About 4 seconds, and whilst that seems pathetic; ARENT I THE ONE WITH THE EFFECIENT BREEDING GENES. Stick it to the haters keep it real.

Aaaaaaaaand because I didn't actually give you any real points heres some incase you need to do an analysis on HTML (god save your soul if you have to):


1. HTML is not compiled and it triggers me to no end; seriously it's not code its like weird pseudo enlgish instrusctions just ♥♥♥

2. HTML has the structural integrity of 10 year old lego that you found lying around and you make a nerve-wracking uncomfrotablly thin tower.

3. CSS (Side note) isn't actually too bad, it makes sense and at least uses ; to parse lines. Well done W3 you did good. BUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ I HATE IT WEBSITES DONT WORK. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You know what I really don't understand? Website development. HTML is the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up willy nilly thing I have ever witnessed in my terrible, tragic life that is honestly not that bad but it makes me depressed that I am depressed which in turn makes me really depressed about being depressed as a result of depression; there is a good chance that that doesn't even make sense but regardless. HTML is the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing humankind has ever created, and I've seen Donald Trump's border control treaty? Solution? I don't understand politics enough to talk about it BUT IM GONNA DO IT ANYWAY just like your average redditor heeeeyyyoooo up to ma boy. I think this was about html but it got political, but in reality, when does Scripting lanuage discussion not turn controversial topics? And thats why I hate it.

That's a topic that really boils my blood to the next level. Why play competitive Overwatch if you're not actually going to cooperate with your team? Like Hanzo, my boy, my dear you are doing less than my alzeimher Grandad with parkinsons. I swear I could get more teamwork out of a potato, at least it provides me something, sustenance. ♥♥♥♥. And that's only the beginning, if you think thats where it ends ohhhh boy I'm just getting STARTED. Nothing keeps me up at night more than the though of someone telling me to switch off Ana and play Mercy. OHHHHH BOY it gets me going, and not the good kind of gets me going the bad kind of gets me going you know the kind, you just wanna claw your eyes out and scream obscenities in latin and hope the ethereal gods of the after life come back and exact their revenge on the heathens who make me play that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ angel. Also what the ♥♥♥♥? She can literally bring people back to life, that makes zero sense. Im out.

You know I never undestood the point of these comments. Like, do people actually unironically leave something on someones page. They have full control over it they can delete stuff at will just like reddit HEYOOOO im not gonna touch that, to topical for me. Not like Alex Jones though. I will roast that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so hard you could eat him as part of your christmas dinner after all he does just look like a big hickory ham with his bulging red face. His blood pressure is so high it makes mine look acceptable when im playing a comp game of Overwatch and the hanzo wont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SWITCH.

Aaaaand another thing that I forgot to add in. Why is it when I try to grab women by the ♥♥♥♥♥ they protest usually with a slap or phoning the police? If the big tangerine in the white house can do it Why cant I? Money? Power? All these things allow you to sexually harass woman well in his dellusional world he was doing them a favour by blessing them with his weird saussage fingers.

Well, what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suprise he deleted my comment. Some people just can't handle the truth. Like Donald Trump, supporters, elitists and the flat earthers who believe that cloud people rule dominion over our dominion and that believing our earth is literal plate will help them transcend to a higher plane where people eat every first born. But that's beside the point this is about free speech people! Should I not be able to say what I want when I want? For example, the other day I was waiting in line to post something and these 2 old ladies wouldn't stop talking absolute ♥♥♥♥♥ so I said "For christs move yer arse you bloody witch" she then turned around and threatened to call the police. Like, cmon its my right as a human being to say what I want and to insult people in a horrible manner. Just like Peter, what was this about again?

Its lit