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⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀
⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀
⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀
⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⣿⡛⠛⠛⢿⣿⡄⠀⠀
⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⠀⢻⣧⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣦⠀
⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠉⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢹⡀⠈⢿⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⡍⠃
⠀⢠⡿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠘⣿⠀⢀⡴⠃⠈⠛⣚⠛⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀
⠀⠀⠀⡸⠟⠛⠛⢿⣷⣶⡚⠚⠹⣤⣠⠟⠒⠃⣠⡾⣿⣧⠈⠙⠃
⠀⠀⡌⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣶⣤⣀⣀⣠⣴⡞⠻⡇⠈⠛⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⣿⡛⠛⠿⠉⠉⠙⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠹⣷⣦⣤⣤⣴⣿⡷⠈⠃⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣦⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠹⣿⣧⣤⣶⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠄⣠⠇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠻⣷⣄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⢀⣴⣶⡾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣦⡀
⠀⣀⣀⣸⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡀
⣾⡟⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⠇
⣿⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡏
⣿⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡇
⣿⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇
⣿⠀⠀ ⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇
⠻⣷⣶⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⡾⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣀⣀⣀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁
I guess I should explain myself. Admittedly, the first half of the movie wasn't so bad. It was exciting and tragic and incredibly cryptic, all things we've come to expect from Evangelion.
So in conclusion, don't watch this movie. You'll regret it for the rest of your life and anyone who says otherwise is a dirty liar that you should reevaluate your relationship with to see if they don't actually secretly hate you.
I guess I should explain myself. Admittedly, the first half of the movie wasn't so bad. It was exciting and tragic and incredibly cryptic, all things we've come to expect from Evangelion.
So in conclusion, don't watch this movie. You'll regret it for the rest of your life and anyone who says otherwise is a dirty liar that you should reevaluate your relationship with to see if they don't actually secretly hate you.