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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:31am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 3:25am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 5:11am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:05pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:15pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:18am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:22am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:31am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:37am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:51pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:36pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 11:27pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:47am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 2:58am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:55am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 9:05pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 5:01am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:50am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:40am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:40am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:07am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:07am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:42pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:11am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:16am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:46am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:05am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 2:43am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:22am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:12pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:22am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:34am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 4:54am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:50am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:34am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:13am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:09am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:00am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 4:46am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:35am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:35am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:35am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 1:15am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:35am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked