Recent reviews by Nohshy

At full price this game is still a steal.

Digital laxatives :)

Do NOT buy this game unless you are the most die hard Payday fan, this game isn't worth your time or money.

I'm never going to make the mistake of pre-ordering a game again.
The level of quality for this game is atrocious, if you want some decent stealth and gun play that'll get repetitive after a play-throughs of each level, then that's all you're going to get.

Literally everything else in this game is a trash fire.
The time it takes to connect to servers and horrible stability of said servers, the inability to play with your team after a match, the heaps of bugs, the frequent crashing among a myriad of other things.

The slog fest that is levelling up both your account and guns would put both Warframe and Destiny to shame. It should not take me 20+hrs only to level up a gun half way way to it's max level without having to use glitches or xp exploits. This game has zero QOL features and you're going to be spending a decent chunk of your time just figuring out what you need to do alone.

There genuinely should be a policy across the board where players should be given the option to receive a refund f they are literally unable to play the game for over 72+hrs of the games launch.

I spent my first 3hrs of "playtime" just trying to get into a game and missed out on my opportunity to get my money back. If it weren't for the 2hr of playtime policy with Steam, I would have this game wiped from my account.

When you are promised fixes to make the game a bit more playable, only to have those fixes be delayed TWICE, that just screams giant red flags if the game being unplayable at launch wasn't enough.

You're going to get your ♥♥♥♥ kicked in trying to play this and you're going to enjoy it.

Don't lose your head guy.

Actual dog writing. But if you can get past that it's a pretty fun game

Fast paced? Yerp!
Skill based? Yerp!
Banging tunes? Yerp!
Challenging? Yerp!
Drugs? Yerp!
Rats? Yerp!
Fishing? Yerp!

If you like the idea of a fast-paced, action-packed roguelike that will constantly keep you on your toes?! Then Shoot Trip Die is the game for you! For the price of just two large caramel frappuccinos from Starbucks you'll have a fun experience that'll last you for hours!

-If you like rowj-lyke games, buy this!
-If you don't like rowj-lyke games, buy this!
-If your chest rises from taking in the nitrogen, oxygen, argon, carbon dioxide, neon, helium, krypton, hydrogen, and xenon from the air, have it go into your lungs, then after have the oxygen be transferred to your blood from your lungs in the process known as diffusion, and then have your chest fall once your body expels the carbon dioxide from the diffusion process, buy this!

Amazing ♥♥♥♥♥♥ B-Day Present. Just play it

Thank you Valve!