wanna hear two jokes?


A Holocaust survivor dies and goes to Heaven. Upon meeting god, the survivor tells god a Holocaust joke. Afterwards god says "That's not funny." The survivor responds: "Well, I guess you had to be there..."



When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me. And I could talk to him and he could hear me and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. But then I grew up and stopped going to church.