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Gil-galad was an Elven-king.
Of him the harpers sadly sing:
the last whose realm was fair and free
between the Mountains and the Sea.
His sword was long, his lance was keen,
his shining helm afar was seen;
the countless stars of heaven's field
were mirrored in his silver shield.
But long ago he rode away,
and where he dwelleth none can say;
for into darkness fell his star
in Mordor where the shadows are.
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
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There was this girl who lost a bet and had to take a straight guy home. Donny just so happened to be the guy who got chosen by her friends because he is about as far from feminine looking as they can get. so she takes him home with plans to make him sleep on the couch just to fulfill the bet. BUT LITTLE DID SHE KNOW, she was in for one hell of a time, as she had taken the man the myth the legend BIG DONNY HOME.