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Not gonna be active on Steam tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect you to understand) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl) so you'll most likely get ghosted because ill be with the girl (again, i dont expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless steam degenerate (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn't understand).

i got meta friends that I will metacom so that I can find you anywhere, anytime on station . if you think I wont powergame , youre wrong, Powergame all day forever , Im the chad powergamer the warden has no ♥♥♥♥ on me when I powergame my way into the armory and take all the weapons, how do I keep that many wepaons on me ? Powergaming of course , the syndicates got nothing on me as, nukies cant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take me as I will outrobust the nuke disk out of their hands and powergame my way into their ship, I the chad powergamer will fly into their base and blow it up, the syndicates will be my ♥♥♥♥♥, and I, will be its powergamer, when I turn antag the station will be on its knees suckling from my PWRGAME soda that I keep leaving around, the blueprints? powergamed, the sm? powergamed, the nuke core? powergamed , the captains spare? I just have to say give and he will because my speech is at lvl powergame, do you think you even have a chance to powergame better?

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just ♥♥♥ over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ jelly. Scientists were like "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's ♥♥♥♥, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ Jelly, and just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ myself to death

You're busted for being a big nerd

I sentence you to pat